A                 E                 A
I was sittin’ starin’ at my monitor
A                    E          A
My computer locked-up, once again
      D                                       A
And I read all them manuals, cover-to cover
E
Rackin’ my brains to find out what the problem was, and then
   A                       E               A
I called the help desk number that they gave me
          A                     E                A
And the man said “I will help you, troubleshoot.”
D                         A
That gave me an idea, I hung up that phone
E
Then I grabbed my 12-gauge, right off the wall
     E                                                  E
I’ll do some problem solving on this thing once and for all

Chorus:
          D             A
And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer
    B                                 E
I don’t need tech support to walk me through
D                                              A                   D
Yeah it’s time I shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it
     A                  E                    A
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU

Bridge:
D                                           A
Come on runtime-error, go ahead an’ make my day
   B                                          E
If Bill Gates was standin’ here, I smack his four-eyed face

Solo:
D A E E D A A E A

Verse 2:
         A                 E                          A
Now if you think I have an ounce of patience
      A                      E                             A
I’m tellin’ you, you better not, hold your breath
                  D
Cause I’m gonna lock an’ load ‘em
             A                D
Tell ‘em I’ll send in the modem
       E
An’ give this thing the real Blue-Screen-Of-Death

Chorus:
          D                       A
And I have no trouble shootin’ this computer
  B                                   E
I don’t need tech support to walk me through
D                                                A                   D
Yeah it’s time to shoot it, there’s no need to reboot it
     A                         E A              D
It’s time to bust a cap, in this piece of...Microsoft Windows
     A                     E                   A
It’s time to bust a cap in this CPU