E
Well my Old John deer finally broke down
B
Used it everyday drove it into the ground
F#m
so i went to get a new one way uptown
Am
but I was out of luck cause they were all out
E
so i found a used tractor on craigs list
B
there was no picture but i couldnt resist 
F#m                                            Am             
seemed like a good deal but now i regret it if you wanna know why go take a look at it



E
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor
B
go take a peek its out in the pasture 
C#m                                       A2
People make fun but it dont matter drives real loud so you cant hear the laughter
E
makes a sweet sound when you turn on a corner
B
flowery canopy when it gets warmer
C#m
when i think about i just get madder
A2
I got stuck with a pretty pink tractor

E
just when I thought it couldn't get no worse
B
my daddy came by Sunday after church
F#m
he said son don't you listen to them big mouthed jerks
Am
and if people make fun hit 'em with your purse


E
take em on a ride on your pretty pink tractor
B
Gonna take a picture, wanna show my pastor
C#m
sure all the family will want to take a gander
A2
son go show em your pretty pink tractor
A2
tella tubby cover on the seat
A2
it's like a redneck sesame street

whoa yeah!

(Rap- no chords)

Gotta watch out when you buy online

Don't turn out good all the time

Why ya'll gotta make fun that way it plows it up it bales the hay

Give me a minute while I put this dip in

Hit with a purse dad you'd be trippin

Snapshot, cheapshot take a look

Post it all up on your Facebook

E'rbody hatin on my new rig, cow and chicken, dogs and pig

Jump on my tractor let it flow

Got ya trippin on a double rainbow

Fire it up yo hear ya'll laughing 

Makin it rain i'm a redneck rappin

Pepto bismo, flashy pink

I know ya'll really wanna be me!


E
Plays real soft when you turn on the corner
B
barbie would drive it if she was a farmer
C#m
when i think about it I just get madder
A2                                                    E
i got stuck with a pretty pink tractor       
E                B
think I'll go to town
    C#m                                         A2
and trade it in for green or brown
A2
who want's my pretty pink tractor?