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[Verse 1]

C7
My wife is out for 3 days to visit her mom

C7
I was supposed to cook and clean while she was gone

C7
Somehow she never buckles under all the demands

C7
I had to know her secret, I had to understand


[Verse 1]

         F7
Well, I thought it might be coffee but that gives her the shakes
         F7
It might be soap operas but she says their too fake
            C7                  
It's not the car she drives or what she puts in her hair
      G#7        G7
I realized it's got be something she wears.


[Chorus]

            F7
Yoga pants, she wears them all day
             C7  
Yoga pants, hmmm.... at work and at play
            F7
Yoga pants, what's all the fuss
      G#7          G7
What makes them so special that they keep them from us?


[Verse 3]

C7
Well any normal person would leave it alone
C7
But I'm not a normal person and nobody was home
C7
My wife was out of town and the kids were outside
C7
I went into the bedroom and decided I would try...


[Chorus]

             F7
Yoga pants, so stretchy and thin
             C7  
Yoga pants, feels like my own skin
             F7
Yoga pants, where you been all my life?
      G#7        G7
I've never done Yoga but these make me wanna try...

            F7
Yoga pants, so soft and so sleek
            C7 
Yoga pants, feels good on my cheeks
            F7
Yoga pants, these are the best...
       G#7            G7
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