E             F#m
Pretty woman, blubbin' away
G#m                     Gm        F#m
Your features are contorted in despair
E                F#m
Mascara running, from cryin' all day
G#m                        Gm         F#m
But deep down you're delighted it's unfair

[Pre Chorus]
    C#m B A               B    C#m
Cos you     have got delicious eyes
    C#m B A7
(Vocal tacet)

[Chorus]
E             G#m       C#m
Why don't the beautiful cry?
     G#m  Gm     F#m          A             B
It's only in the movies, it's never in real life
E             G#m       C#m
Why don't the beautiful cry?
       G#m Gm   F#m   A        B
I wish I wasn't ugly, on the inside

[Verse]
E                 F#m
I see you looking for something to do
G#m                  Gm     F#m
To satisfy some superficial need
E                       F#m
To make the world think you're somebody who
G#m                        Gm   F#m
Has a heart that might actually bleed

[Pre Chorus]
      C#m B A               B C#m
Well, you     told yourself a lie
      C#m B A7
(Vocal tacet)

[Chorus]
E             G#m       C#m
Why don't the beautiful cry?
     G#m  Gm     F#m          A             B
It's only in the movies, it's never in real life
E             G#m       C#m
Why don't the beautiful cry?
       G#m Gm   F#m   A         B
I wish I wasn't ugly, on the outside
      C#m   B   A   B
But I am          
C#m   B   A
Ugly

[Bridge]
F#           G#m
We are [...]     Bubble and squeak
       Bbm             Bbm    Am     Abm
In the frying pan, the frying pan of life

[Chorus]
F#            Bbm       Ebm
Why don't the beautiful cry?
     Bbm  Am              B             C#
It's only in the movies, it's never in real life
F#            Bbm       Ebm
Why don't the beautiful cry?
  Bbm  Am              B     C#
I wish I wasn't ugly, on the inside
      Ebm   C#  B  C#
But I am          
Ebm   C#  B  C#
Ugly
      Ebm   C#  B
Yes I am