Intro

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G|---2---------------2---------2----|
D|----------------------2-3-4-------|
A|-0----0-0-3-4--0-------------| x 4-|
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E|-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5------|
B|-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-7-5------|
G|-6-6-6-6-6-6----------------|
D|-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------|
A|-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------|
E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------| x 3-|

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D|------------------------------------7-7---7-7---------7-7-----|
A|------------------------------------------7-7---------7-7-----|
E|------------------------------------------5-5---------5-5-----|

Verse

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E|-5---7--7--3---8---10-|
B|-5---9--7--3---8---10-|
G|-6---9--8--4---9---11-|
D|-7---9--9--5---10--12-|
A|-7---7--9--5---10--12-|
E|-5---7--7--3---8---10-|

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Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team.
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He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans.
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He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.
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His train pulls into the station, all the way from Leeds.
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He's gonna do somebody till his knuckles bleed.
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He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right.

Chorus

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He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes.
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Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders
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This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport.
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Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car.
B
Smashing up someones car.

E|-12------------|
B|----12---------|
G|--------13-----|
D|-----------14--|
A|---------------|
E|---------------|

(repeat second part of intro)

then with the next verse, its...

Well he's a crossdresser honey
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B|------------------------------------------------------------9------9-9----|
G|-------5h6-------------------------5h6------------------8----8---------8--|
D|-7-7--------7-7-7-5-5-6-6---7-7--------7-7-7-7-7-7--9---------9-----------|
A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------5-----------|
B|------------------7p5------|
G|------5h6--------------5h6-|
D|-7-7------7-7--------------|
A|---------------------------|
E|---------------------------|

He's sitting at the bar...

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B|----------------------------------------------------------9p7-----------|
G|-------------------5h6-5h6----------------------------8-------9-7-------|
D|-7-7--5h6--7-7-7-----------7-7-5h6-7-7-7-7-7-7----9--------------11-----|
A|------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------|
D|---------7-7-------7-7-------7----7--|
A|-7h9p7-----------------7h9-----9-----|
E|--------------8h9--------------------|

then the chorus again, then the end bit


This is the court report...
E|-12-12---------------------------------------------------|
B|--------12-12--------------------------------------------|
G|---------------13-13-------------------------------------|
D|----------------------14---------------------------------|
A|------------------------------0--0h2h3-2-0-----0h1h2--0--|
E|---------------------------------------------3-----------|

E|----------------------------------------------------|
B|----------------------------------------------------|
G|-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14--12-12-12-11-11-11-9-9-----|
D|----------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------|
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