Intro E|----------------------------------| B|----------------------------------| G|---2---------------2---------2----| D|----------------------2-3-4-------| A|-0----0-0-3-4--0-------------| x 4-| E|----------------------------------| E|-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5------| B|-5-5-5-5-5-5---5-5-7-5------| G|-6-6-6-6-6-6----------------| D|-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------| A|-7-7-7-7-7-7----------------| E|-5-5-5-5-5-5-----------| x 3-| E|------------------------------------------5-5-5-5-5---5-5-5-5-| B|------------------------------------------5-5-5-7-5---5-5-7-7-| G|-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-4-5-5-5-4-4-4-4-0--------6-6---------6-6-------| D|------------------------------------7-7---7-7---------7-7-----| A|------------------------------------------7-7---------7-7-----| E|------------------------------------------5-5---------5-5-----| Verse A___ E __B G___ C __D E|-5---7--7--3---8---10-| B|-5---9--7--3---8---10-| G|-6---9--8--4---9---11-| D|-7---9--9--5---10--12-| A|-7---7--9--5---10--12-| E|-5---7--7--3---8---10-| A|---------------------------------------------| Well he's a cross dresser honey, he fights for his team. A|-----------------------------------------| He dishes out a kickin' with a thong under his jeans. E|-------| B--------------------------------- A--G--A He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right. A|-------------------------------------------| His train pulls into the station, all the way from Leeds. A|--------------------------------------| He's gonna do somebody till his knuckles bleed. E|-------| He's a cross dresser honey and it don't seem right. Chorus A|-------------------------------| He gets home switches on the news, kicks back in his high heel shoes. D|------------------------------| E (once) Switches channels to Eastenders, cleans his house in his red suspenders A|----------C---| D---- A ------------C ----D This is the court report, front page of the Daily Sport. A|----------------C----| D--------- B --------------E (open) Skinhead cross dresser caught, for smashing up someones car. B Smashing up someones car. E|-12------------| B|----12---------| G|--------13-----| D|-----------14--| A|---------------| E|---------------| (repeat second part of intro) then with the next verse, its... Well he's a crossdresser honey E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|------------------------------------------------------------9------9-9----| G|-------5h6-------------------------5h6------------------8----8---------8--| D|-7-7--------7-7-7-5-5-6-6---7-7--------7-7-7-7-7-7--9---------9-----------| A|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|--------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|---------------5-----------| B|------------------7p5------| G|------5h6--------------5h6-| D|-7-7------7-7--------------| A|---------------------------| E|---------------------------| He's sitting at the bar... E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------------9p7-----------| G|-------------------5h6-5h6----------------------------8-------9-7-------| D|-7-7--5h6--7-7-7-----------7-7-5h6-7-7-7-7-7-7----9--------------11-----| A|------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|------------------------------------------------------------------------| E|-------------------------------------| B|-------------------------------------| G|-------------------------------------| D|---------7-7-------7-7-------7----7--| A|-7h9p7-----------------7h9-----9-----| E|--------------8h9--------------------| then the chorus again, then the end bit This is the court report... E|-12-12---------------------------------------------------| B|--------12-12--------------------------------------------| G|---------------13-13-------------------------------------| D|----------------------14---------------------------------| A|------------------------------0--0h2h3-2-0-----0h1h2--0--| E|---------------------------------------------3-----------| E|----------------------------------------------------| B|----------------------------------------------------| G|-14-14-14-14-14-14-14-14--12-12-12-11-11-11-9-9-----| D|----------------------------------------------------| A|----------------------------------------------------| E|----------------------------------------------------|