E            B7         B           E

E                                                  B7
Working at the bank and counting out the money for no thanks
B                                      E
Going down the drain she's only got herself to blame
E                                                   B7
Going round in circles arriving back at where she's coming from
B                                  E
Life for Miss Judy surely can't be any fun
A                                          E
She bends down and whispers things in your ear
    A                B7                      E
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
    A                                          E
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                                        B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit

E                                               B7
Working all day for the pleasure of beholding a heaven on earth
B                                                E
Life for Miss Judy it's an endless succession of physical jerks
E                                                 B7
Blown with all the elegant charm of a monogrammed handkerchief
B                                                E
Judy stands serene in a palace of sin beyond her wildest dreams
A                                          E
She bends down and whispers things in your ear
    A                B7                     E
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
   A                                           E
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                                        B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit

E              B7         B

A/C#
Sometimes she thinks she'll get away with it
    E
She might just hit the target
    A/C#                   A
But Judy girl I wish you'd call it a day
      A/C#               B7
Oh my darling you're so alarming (alarming)
    E                                                  B7
She scares me to death with the effort of trying to be everybody's friend
              B
I see they've regrouped on the highway now and everyone involved
        E
Is going round the bend
         E                                             B7
But when Judy takes aim you won't be seeing anyone for miles and miles
          B                                            E
'Cause if Judy hits the target you're guaranteed to be paralysed

               A                                     E
And then she'll bend down and whisper things in your ear
    A                B7                     E
But Judy girl that's not the kind of things I wanna hear
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
   A                                           E
The world's only here for girls like you to be rude in it
B                        E
Oh, oh, oh, hit and miss Judy
A                                        B7
Keep on trying you're sure to fire off a direct hit

E     B7     B      E
(x2 then fade)

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(Try sliding from an A into the B chord quickly over each 'Oh, oh, oh')