Am         C               G
I'm waking up in Cheeto dust
           D                  Am
My belly's covered with pizza crust
          C          G   N.C.
I'm using my inhaler now [wheezes]
Am         C                G
I'm out of shape, fattening up
            D                Am
I'm sipping Coke from a solo cup
                  C      G         D
Donut crumbs are upon my lips, whoa


[Chorus]
         Am           C             G
The TV's on, I really hate this show
  G                D
I can't reach my remote control
Am                      C
Welcome to my new place, to my new place
G                          D
Sorry it's a cramped space, but it's my place
Am         C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
    G                D
I'm really inactive, I'm so inactive
Am        C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
    G               D
I'm really inactive, highly inactive


[Verse 2]
Am          C             G
My muscle's gone, I'm atrophied
       D                       Am
Always lose my fight with gravity
          C                    G
I rest my bones, and just chillax
Am       C                  G
My nordictrack's collecting dust
         D                     Am
And my stairmaster's a pile of rust
        C              G    D
This is it, the inertia


[Chorus]
            Am                C
I can't get up, this couch is part of me
    G               D
I'm growing cobwebs on my knee
Am                    C
Pretty sad for my age, sad for my age
G                        D
I could read my rib cage, here is my age
Am         C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
    G               D
I'm really inactive, yes, quite inactive
Am         C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
    G               D
I'm really inactive, not very active


[Bridge]
Am       C     G      D
Near comatose, no exercise
Am           C    G         D
Don't tag my toe, I'm still alive


[Chorus]
           Am         C
I'm giving up, my energy is shot.
G                D
I'm never moving from this spot
Am                         C
Never move from this place, move from this place
G                            D
I'll stay here in this place, right in this place
Am        C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
    G               D
I'm really inactive, just so inactive
Am        C
Woah-oh-oh woah-oh-oh
    G               D
I'm really inactive, not so attractive