B                                         F#
It's been a tough year, I ain't gonna lie
                                               G#m
Sometimes I wish that I would just fucking die
                                            E
My wife don't love me and we don't have sex
                                            B
Marriage is fucked up, I wonder what's next
                                             F#
But I found a new girl and she loves me lots
                                           G#m
She gives me handjobs and sucks on my cock
                                             E
But having two families is expensive as fuck

I wanna trade in my old one


[Chorus]
         B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
         F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
         G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
      E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
         B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
         F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
         G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
      E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt


[Verse 2]
B                                                  F#
And then the police came knocking at my front door
                                                       G#m
I can't help but wonder what the fuck they're here for
                                            E
I wonder if it's because I murdered my wife
                                               B
Oh, man, I think that I just fucked up my life
                                                F#
But I'm acting clueless and I'm playing it cool
                                                  G#m
But I look like an asshole and I feel like a fool
                                                   E
I tell the cop, "Maybe she just went to the mall."

I think I'm in deep shit


[Chorus]
         B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
         F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
         G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
      E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt
         B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
         F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
         G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
      E
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt


[Bridge]
               B
Daddy, let me breathe
               F#
Daddy, let me breathe
               G#m
Daddy, let me breathe
               E
Daddy, let me breathe
               B
Daddy, let me breathe
               F#
Daddy, let me breathe
               G#m
Daddy, let me breathe
               E
Daddy, let me breathe


[Chorus]
         B
I put my wife in the ground, I put my girls in a tank
         F#
I got no love in my heart, I got no cash in the bank
         G#m
I made a real bad mistake, I cheated with a slut
      E                                                   B
All because she let me fuck and let me put it in her butt