They told me I would only get it once
But you shouldn't always trust in the science

They prescribed me penicillin
Now what's that crawling under my skin?

You're the one I shouldn't have kissed
I'm the one you won't miss
You're the one I shouldn't have kissed
I'm the one you won't miss

And I'm back where I started again
Tangled in the sheets of my bed
With the symptoms she spread

And I took, I took my temperature
I'm running a fever
And away from her

You're the one I shouldn't have kissed
I'm the one you won't miss
You're the one I shouldn't have kissed
You're the one
I'm the one you won't, you won't miss

I've been talking in my sleep
Forgetting the days of the week
Stuck in the same old story
With Hugh Laurie

They told me I had caught it more than once
Showing that you can't always trust in the science

They sent me home
They sent me home with Vicodin
Now what's that crawling under my skin?

You're the one I shouldn't have kissed
I'm the one you won't miss
You're the one I shouldn't have kissed
You're the one I won't miss

You're the one I shouldn't have kissed
I'm the one you won't miss
You're the one I shouldn't have kissed
I'm the one you won't, you won't miss