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[Verse]
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Interesting and sophisticated
  D            D
Refusing to be celebrated
       C          G
It's a monumental big screen kiss
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It's so deep it's meaningless
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  One day you'll just up and quit
               D
And that'll be it
              C                     G
Just then the stripper stopped in a coughing fit
           D                D             C        G
She said, "Sorry I can't go on with this."

[Chorus]
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Yeah that's awful close
               D     C
But that's not why
    G
I'm so hard done by

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
D               D
It was true cinema-à-clef
           D                     D
You should see it before there's nothing left
      C              G
In an epic too small to be tragic
               D
You'll have to wait a minute
               D          C     G
'Cause it's an Instamatic

[Chorus]
                  D
Yeah that's awful close
               D     C
But that's not why
    G
I'm so hard done by

[Instrumental]
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[Verse]
D                    D               D
Just then the room became more dimly lit
       D             C          G
As the emcee carried on with it
    D                  D                D
And now that I got you all strangely compelled
     D                 C             G
I'm afraid Candy's not feeling well

[Chorus]
D                     D     C
Close, but that's not why
    G
I'm so hard done by

[Outro]
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