You wish you were someone else
You're sad but no one would tell
Let's Hurrah!
You call, your son doesn't answer
When will you die of cancer?
Let's Hurrah!

We have nothing to hold on to
We have nothing but doom and gloom
We've nothing to keep us moving forward
What’s the use of saying good morning?
We have nothing to clap at
Let's drink to that
Let's Hurrah!

A drowning man is not troubled by rain
The older we get, the better we used to be
Welcome to the club
Things are tough all over, hey
Let's Hurrah!

You lost the love of your life
You work from nine to five
Let's Hurrah!
You've never been to Queensland
You're broke with no back-up plan
Let's Hurrah!

We have nothing to hold on to
We have nothing but doom and gloom
We've nothing to keep us moving forward
What’s the use of saying good morning?
We have nothing to clap at
Let's drink to that
Let's Hurrah!

A drowning man is not troubled by rain
The older we get, the better we used to be
Welcome to the club
Things are tough all over, hey
Let's Hurrah!

We have nothing to hold on to
We have nothing but doom and gloom
We've nothing to keep us moving forward
What’s the use of saying good morning?
We have nothing to clap at
Let's drink to that
Let's Hurrah!

A drowning man is not troubled by rain
The older we get, the better we used to be
Welcome to the club
Things are tough all over, hey