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[Verse]
C        D       G                A
  Once a year my friend puts on a red suit
C            D          G         A
  and hangs around with me and my  wife
C             D               Em    
  now I can't help it feeling jealous
F                           G 
each time she climbs on his knee
C         D                  G         A
  And she stands beneath the mistletoe screaming
C            D                 G         A
  for him to stand beneath the mistletoe screaming
C             D               Em
  now I can't help it feeling jealous
F                           G
each time she climbs on his knee
F                         G
why must she climb on his knee?


[Chorus]
C          D            G            
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
C                D                  G        
  she kissed him once and whispered in his ear
C          D            G            
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
  Am                      F            
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home

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[Verse 2]
C            D        G            A
  She always had this twisted side to her
C           D             G           A
  but she'd never drag my name around  town
C            D                  Em
  but lately she's been humming cheating songs
    F                          G
and I don't like that fat guy around
   F                          G
no I don't like that fat guy around

[Chorus]
C          D            G            
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
C                D                  G        
  she kissed him once and whispered in his ear
C          D            G            
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
  Am                      F            
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home
C          D            G
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
C                     D                     G       
Thrilling (Thrilling) Christmas (Christmas) Tremble in fear 
C          D            G    
  I saw my baby wearing Santa's beard
  Am                      F          
I wish he would go   he's breaking up my home

[Coda]
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