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  B
Oh God, oh God, oh God, 

Oh God, oh God, oh God, 

Oh God, oh God

    E            F#
Oh eat me up for breakfast
 B
You think you look good in whatever they
 E             F#
Sugar coat you in
         B
And my body is a temple, you can worship at my feet
             E               F#
But I might kick you in the teeth so
    B
So even when you're spitting blood
           E             F#
You would savor that for me

      B                                  E             F#
Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom
 B                       E                            F#
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome, so handsome

      C#
I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know
                     B             F#
I know I should be pickin' up the pieces
      B    
But it doesn't really matter, it's what you [?]
        E               F#
When you got nothin' to lose
  B
Everybody else I know, it sucks to be in misery
  E            F#
As if it was contagious
    B
So come to me and promise me you'll
  E              F#
Catch me if you can

      B                                  E             F#
Cause I got so down I held the world for ransom
 B                       E                            F#
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome, so handsome
      B                                E            F#
I'm as awful as they come, oh, what a pity
   B                              E            F#
So thank the Lord above that I am pretty, so pretty

E       F#
     So pretty
E       F#
     So pretty

B      E      F#

         B                                E         F#
Well, I got so down I held the world for ransom
  B                                    E          F#
Lonely, bored and bad, thank God I'm handsome
  B                             E         F#
Arresting, repossessing and disarming
     B                                E         F#
Oh, what a stroke of luck that I am charming
    B                                E         F#
Well, I heard that I am wanted by committee
        B                               E         F#        B
I just thank the Lord above that I am pretty, so pretty