I won’t write you a love song
No I won’t write a love song

I fell in love with a girl, how cliche
We met when I was just seventeen, she was eighteen
I know that makes a big difference in writing these days
But making me self aware makes it sound cooler to say

She’s never been with a boy, that’s hearsay
She doesn’t even know my last name but its okay
Or maybe I should sing about how she saw me first
But that wouldn’t sound as cool as lying right through my shirt

I’d write you a love song
But say nothing new
They’re all overdone
And we both know they’re not true
It’s the same old same old same old things
Fairies and unicorns, diamond rings
So I won’t write you a love song
No I won’t write you a love song

(Tell me more, tell me more)
She wanted knocking off her feet but I'm a nice guy
Took me half a week to ask her out and I don’t know why
I thought I could be that guy
I don’t wanna kill the mood
Don’t know what to tell you
But I got your name tattooed

(What, stop, wait)
Now I'm confused
I thought that’s what you wanted
Now my chorus is screwed

I’d write you a love song
But say nothing new
They’re all overdone
And we both know they’re not true
It’s the same old same old same old things
Fairies and unicorns, diamond rings
So I won’t write you a love song
No I won’t write you a love song

No I won’t write you a love
No I won’t write you a love song
Cause it’s the same old same old same old things
Fairies and unicorns, diamond rings
So I won’t write you a love song
No I won’t write you a love song