Am
He’s got no legs
he’s got no arms
Em
flipper boy is full of fear
Am
He swims in a fish tank
he’s star of the show
Em
mermaids he spears
Am
Flipper boy is three foot high
Em
he’s got no lips or ears
    Am
But when flipper boy has finished his shift
   Em
he drinks twenty pints of beer

        Am           Em
Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! (x2)

     Am
Well Flipper boy’s a vampire
   Em
he wants to drink your blood
Am
When flipper boy he smiles at you
Em
it’s not with love
Am
He’s got no fingers just got claws
Em
he wants to cut your throat
Am
Flipper boy drinks your blood
Em
on it his stomach bloats

        Am           Em
Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy! (x2)

Am
Flipper boy has got no teeth
Em
but Flipper boy he is mean
Am
Flipper boy is star of the show
        Em
when he speaks he is obscene
Am
Mermaids don’t last long in his tank
Em
each one he molests
     Am
Well Flipper boy hates everyone
         Em
but as a freak he is best

        Am           Em
Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy!

Am
Flipper boy is a dirty boy
Em
flipper boy has a big cock
Am
But every whore that’s fucked flipper boy
Em
fucks him with their eyes shut
Am
Flipper boy is a freak
Em
in his mind as well
Am
With all the poison that he thinks
Em
Flipper boy is going to Hell

        Am          Em
Flipper Boy! Flipper Boy!(x4)