Put you down in the trunk of my car
I'll get in the driver's seat
Crank up the tunes!
Crank up the tunes!
And roll all the windows
Down down down down.

Take you down to the river to-day
Take off your pants.
Pull your pants down.
Tie you up to a hydro-pole.
Tie you up to a hydro-pole.

And cover you in peanut butter
Bees swarm around your pretty little head.
Sting!Sting!Sting!
Sting!Sting!Sting!

Take off your pants!
Pull down your pants!
Ankles showing
Breeze is blowing
Wade into the water.
Wade into the water.

Father Larry is there
He's in his underwear
Pushing your head underwater
What goes on under there?
Father Larry is there
What goes on under there?