Hello I'm the insect boy,
No wonder you're surprised!
Squatting on your bathroom wall,
With multi-facet eyes.

Now I'm so pleased to see you,
Cos no-one understands,
A single buzzing sound I make,
Or shakes my sucker hands!

I am the fly! Insect Boy!
I am the wasp! (repeat)
I am the creepy, crawly creature under glass.
I am the insect on the inside,
The spider in the bath.
Come and watch me crawl and squirm!
Come and watch me crawl and squirm!

Now it seems that we have reached,
A kind of compromise.
We both both agree, if you don't scream
I'll let your keep your eyes!

Now I may seem cold hearted,
But what did you expect?
I'm the hairy pervert naked boy,
Who thinks he's an insect!

I am the fly! Insect Boy!
I am the wasp! (repeat)
I am the creepy, crawly creature under glass.
I am the insect on the inside,
The spider in the bath.
Come and watch me crawl and squirm!
Come and watch me crawl and squirm!

I am the fly.. ( Is he deranged, or just insane?)
I am the wasp! (repeat)
I am the creepy, crawly creature under glass.
I am the insect on the inside,
The spider in the bath.
Come and watch me crawl and squirm!
Come and watch me crawl and squirm!

I am the fly! Insect Boy!
I am the wasp! (repeat)
I am the creepy, crawly creature under glass.
I am the insect on the inside,
The spider in the bath.
Come and watch me crawl and squirm!
Come and watch me crawl and squirm!