All aboard this sinking ship,
You can feed the sharks when the iceberg hits.
And we don't care, 'cos we're all half pissed,
But this band plays on and it goes like this.

Titanic verses, tragic voyage,
We're the Banshee Aircrew and we're sinking fast.
Titanic verses, wreckage voices,
There's nothing to do, but kiss your arse goodbye!

Now I can hear the jellyfish say,
"What's that screaming, glugging this way?"
The ship went down and the music froze.
It's another near hit that came too close.

Titanic verses, tragic voyage,
We're the Banshee Aircrew and we're sinking fast.
Titanic verses, wreckage voices,
There's nothing to do, but kiss your arse goodbye!

"Ladies & gentlemen,
Will all passengers of a submersive disposition
Please make their way to the rear of the ship
To enable those with 1st class tickets
Full access to the lifeboat facilities.
Due to overwhelming demand,
Complementary lifejackets are currently unavailable,
But alcoholic beverages may now be consumed in the pool.
On behalf of the crew,
We would like to thank all passengers
For selecting this once in a lifetime opportunity
To plunge the depths of alternative entertainment.
Thankyou, and good luck!"

(Titanic, Titanic, Titanic)

Overboard with your crew today,
You'll be glad you're wrecked when you hear us play.
And we specialise in going down,
Everybody get wet to the Banshee sound.

Titanic verses, tragic voyage,
We're the Banshee Aircrew and we're sinking fast.
Titanic verses, wreckage voices,
There's nothing to do, but kiss your arse goodbye!

All aboard,
(all aboard)
This sinking ship.
(this sinking ship)
You can feed the sharks,
(you can feed the sharks)
When the iceberg hits
(when the iceberg hits)
And we don't care,
(and we don't care)
'Cos we're all half pissed.
('cos we're all half pissed)
But this band plays on,
(but this band plays on)
And it goes like this.
(and it goes like this)
Titanic Verses!