G    Bm          D7      C  (2x)
   G    Bm          D7      C
   We?re a pantomime horse
   G    Bm          D7      C
   There?s a stupid suit where our relationship was
           G         C                G           C
   And we?re stuck inside, we?re stuck inside
                  G                 C                      Am              D7
   There?s nowhere to gallop and there?s nowhere to hide

   We?re a pantomime horse
   The two of us down on all fours
   And we?re running around blind
   We?re running around blind
   With you in front and me behind of course

   G  C    G  C     G  C     Bm   C
(Whistling)
E|-------------------(C| HORUS)
G                         C         D7
   Clever Hans,    Clever Hans  (4x)
E|-----------------------|
G    Bm          D7      C
   We?re a pantomime horse
G    Bm          D7      C
   And I?m mixing up my metaphors
                     G                  C          G                     C
   And I?m starting to see red, I?m starting to see red
G                 C                      Am              D7
   Hi ho Silver, Hello Mr Ed

   G  C    G  C     G  C     Bm   C
(Whistling)

G  C    D7
   Clever Hans
G                              Bm                            C
   Have we laid our bets, have we run our race?
G                              Bm                            C          Am7
   Have we gone to pasture, have we given up the chase?
G                              Bm                            C
   We?ve got the world at our feet You?ve got the whip in your hands
G                              Bm                            C                           Am7
   But we?re a hundred-to-one,  We?re an outside chance
Bm                                       C          G
   Sometimes it seems like no one understands
G     C    D7  (12x)
   Clever Hans
G    Bm          D7      C
   We?re a pantomime horse
   The two of us down on all fours
                           G              C          G                     C
   And we?re running around fast, We?re running around fast
   G                 C                      Am              D7
   You?re a nose ahead  ,  And in the end I?m just the arse