I'm bored of cheap & cheerful I want expensive sadness Hospital bills, parole Open doors to madness I want you to be crazy 'Cause you're borin' Baby, when you're straight I want you to be crazy 'Cause you're stupid Baby, when you're sane I want you to be crazy 'Cause you're stupid Baby, when you're sane I'm bored of cheap & cheerful I want expensive sadness Hospital bills, parole Open doors to madness 'Cause love is just a dialog You can't survive on ice-cream You got the same needs as a dog Open doors to madness I want you to be crazy 'Cause you're stupid Baby, when you're sane I want you to be crazy 'Cause you're stupid Baby, when you're sane I want you to be crazy 'Cause you're stupid Baby, when you're sane I want you to be crazy 'Cause you're stupid Baby, when you're sane It's alright (It's alright) To be mean (To be mean) I want you to be crazy 'Cause you're stupid Baby, when you're sane It's alright (It's alright) To be mean (To be mean)