I'm bored of cheap & cheerful
I want expensive sadness
Hospital bills, parole
Open doors to madness

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're borin'
Baby, when you're straight

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

I'm bored of cheap & cheerful
I want expensive sadness
Hospital bills, parole
Open doors to madness

'Cause love is just a dialog
You can't survive on ice-cream
You got the same needs as a dog
Open doors to madness

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

It's alright
(It's alright)
To be mean
(To be mean)

I want you to be crazy
'Cause you're stupid
Baby, when you're sane

It's alright
(It's alright)
To be mean
(To be mean)