Stepping out on even ground You’re the man they called When it made a sound Tie your shoes efficiently Cataloguing new techniques Testing out the new machines Put them back together when they need it Pushing all their boundaries You’re the man who’s never worked for free Giving out office pet names Taking all your clients out to lunch Making sure to keep all your receipts You’ll be reimbursed by the company Calculate a figure set of losses Put them in a spreadsheet for your presentation Making sure they don’t think your disposable Is this why we’ve been given opposable thumbs?