Stepping out on even ground
You’re the man they called
When it made a sound
Tie your shoes efficiently
Cataloguing new techniques

Testing out the new machines
Put them back together when they need it
Pushing all their boundaries
You’re the man who’s never worked for free

Giving out office pet names
Taking all your clients out to lunch
Making sure to keep all your receipts
You’ll be reimbursed by the company

Calculate a figure set of losses
Put them in a spreadsheet for your presentation
Making sure they don’t think your disposable
Is this why we’ve been given opposable thumbs?