absolut balderdash

THESE GUYS ARE SICK

x - mute
/ - slide
* - pinch harmonic
h - hammer
p - pull off
^ - bend
• - palm mute

D ---------------------------------------------------------|
A ---------------------------------------------------------|
F -------------------------5--------------------------5/8--|
C -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx-x--0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx-x/x--|
G -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx-3--0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx-3/6--|
C -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx----0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx------|

D -----------------------------|------------------------------|
A -----------------------------|------------------------------|
F -------------------------*7--|--------------------------•-•-|
C -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx-----|-5^-----------------------0-0-|
G -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx-----|-5^--6-3-0------6-3-0-----0-0-|
C -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx-----|-5^--------6-3--------6-3-0-0-|

D --------------------------|      |
A --------------------------|random|
F --------------------------| shit |          OH SHIT
C -0--------------------0-0-|      |
G -0-------3h6------3h6-0-0-|      |
C -0-0h3p0-----0h3p0----0-0-|      |

D---------------|-----------|----------------------------------------------|
A----12-12----12|----3-3---3|----------------------------------------------|
F-••-15----15---|-••-6---6--|--•-•-•-•------------••••••-------------------|
C-00------------|-00--------|--0-0-0-0--0-5-0-3-0-000000-0-5-0-3-0-0--0----|(0)
G-00------------|-00--------|--0-0-0-0--0-5-0-3-0-000000-0-5-0-3-0-0--0----|(0)
C-00------------|-00--------|--0-0-0-0--0-5-0-3-0-000000-0-5-0-3-0-0--0----|(0)

D ----------------------------|----------------------------------------|
A ----------------------------|----------------------------------------|
F ------------------------*7--|-•-•••-•••--•••-•••--•••-•••-••-----5/7-|
C -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx----|-0-000-000--000-000--000-000-00-3p0-x/x-|
G -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx----|-0-000-000--000-000--000-000-00-3p0-3/5-|
C -0-5-0-3-0--0-5-0-3-0-xx----|-0-000-000--000-000--000-000-00-3p0-----|

D ------------------------------------------------|---------------|
A -------------------6-3--------------------6h8p6-|---------------|
F ------------------------------------------------|---•••-••-•-•--|
C -0-----3-------3h5------0-----3-------3h5-------|-0-000-00-0-0--|
G -0-3h5---5-3h5----------0-3h5---5-3h5-----------|-0-000-00-0-0--|
C -0----------------------0-----------------------|-0-000-00-0-0--|