Tip your fucking stetson to this
Yeah we just dropped a dose of that southern shit
To fuck you cunts in your fake fucking cobra pits
You live in tring, drive a 1.2
And I've never seen a jackal on the 1 - 4 - fucking - 2

All you phony fucking cowboy scum
You phony fucking dicks
You live in milton keynes
With your mum and your dad and your gran
(Your stupid fucking gran)
But judging by your fucking band
There's a snake in your boots
Moonshine in your hand
No, I've never seen a jackal on the 142
And I've only seen a vulture in the fucking zoo

Cunt
Pick it back up
You really need to get over it
It was dead ten years ago
You should get a fucking clue
These southern rock revival pricks
You missed your fucking boat

You live in golders green
With your mum and your dad and your gran
(Your dirty fucking gran)
But judging by your fucking band
There's a snake in your boots
Moonshine in your hand
All you phony fucking cowboy scum
You phony fucking dicks
I've never seen a buzzard in the fucking moon
And nor have you