You're getting hit with a groovehammer
Straight to your face
The 'h', 'e', double 'l' up in this fucking place
It's just a groovehammer
Clean to the nose
And all you dickheads best get to know
Yeah, yeah
It's just a groovehammer
Straight to the face
The 'h', 'e', double 'l' up in this fucking place
It's just a groovehammer
Clean to your nose
And all you dickheads best get to know
Yeah, yeah
It's just a groovehammer

And it doesn't really matter if you like it or not
After all - you're the less, we're the fucking lot
If you think album one hit the nail on the head
Then listen up, dick
Guess what

You're getting hit with a groovehammer
Straight to your face
The 'h', 'e', double 'l' up in this fucking place
It's just a groovehammer
Clean to the nose
And all you dickheads best get to know
Yeah, yeah, it's just a groovehammer
Straight to the face
The 'h', 'e', double 'l' up in this fucking place
It's just a groovehammer
Clean to your nose
And all you dickheads best get to know
Yeah, yeah, it's just a groovehammer

So what you gonna do, mate?
Take a mallet to your fucking teeth
Chisel away your pop shit
Smash what's underneath
Drilling it into you dicks
One by fucking one

You fucking dickhead
That's right
Get fucked

You're getting hit with a groovehammer
Straight to your face
The 'h', 'e', double 'l' up in this fucking place
It's just a groovehammer
Clean to the nose
And all you dickheads best get to know
Yeah, yeah, it's just a groovehammer
Straight to the face
The 'h', 'e', double 'l' up in this fucking place
It's just a groovehammer
Clean to your nose
And all you dickheads best get to know
Yeah, yeah, it's just a groovehammer

The iron ore used to make the groovehammer has been described by geologists
As the heaviest matter known to man
First discovered in south east england
The groovehammer was used to smash the skulls of dicks
If you see anyone with a groovehammer, stay well aware
As experts have warned it may well be the motherfucking hell

So sing it back to me
London
South east
Pick it up
Groovehammer

Metalheads
All my girls
All my boys
Groovehammer