Intro [6X]:

        E     (E7)    A  (G) E
        / / /  / / /  / . /  /

Verse 1 (chorus echoes each line except as noted):

         E                   A         E
        Hangin' out by the schoolyard gate
         E                 A      E
        Lookin' up every dress I can
         A
        Suckin' wind through my upper plate
         E     A         E
        I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

        ([1] you f*ckin' dirty old man   [2] disgusting!)

Verse 2:

        Handin' out joints to the kids at school
        Givin' out pictures and porn and pills
        Fillin' the front of my shirt with drool
        I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

        ([2] ya prevert!)

Verse 3:

        Nervously wiggling my toes in my boots
        Communist literature in my hands
        Pinchin' all the bosoms I can
        I'm a dirty old man (dirty old man, dirty old man)

        ([2] you!)

[instrumental break over verse chords]

Recitation (over two repeats of verse chords)

        [cackle] Hello, kiddies, here I am again on the ol' schoolyard!  I
        got *thrill pills* for all the little chickies, and I got *funny
        cigarettes* for all you boys [sniff], and I got *dirty pictures* for
        all of you together!  Well, I guess I better go, I see the campus
        cop's coming... I better split now.  Remember Leon Trotsky! [cackle]

[repeat verses 1-3]

Coda:

         A     B         E
        I'm a dirty old man