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                             The Guteratti? - The Fratellis
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Tabbed by: Richard Freed

Tuning: Standard


I was at a fratellis gig earlier today at the ABC in Glasgow. Awesome show, and I was 
at the front so I managed to pick up most of the chords of this song!

Played using 3 simple open chords

Chords Used:
D - X00232
G - 320003
A - 002220

Intro: D  G  D    D  A  D  x2

Verse:
           D                      G           D
Well I was chasing down flies and shooting up women
D                             A              D
Trying to get the whole thing straight in my head
D                       G            D
Lookin for a girl who’d come with me swimming
D                              A         D
And come and play tunes at the end of my bed

D G D  D A D x2

D                        G            D
And all the hardmen were drinkin down petrol
D                         A           D
Bamming up the girls when in came the law
D                        G              D
Heading for the door and getting tongue tied
D                       A         D
When they asked me what exactly I saw

Chorus:
D                      G
So I’ll get some Monte Christo’s
D                         A
And we can all go see the band
D                   G
Well I may not be a looker yeah
D                     A     D       A D
But I’ll help you any way I can

D G D  D A D x2

Verse:
D                     G         D
Back at my room I was making me nervous
D               A          D
Watching TV and picking my feet
D                        G          D
Wishing I was pretty and burning my shoes
D                        A        D
And wishing for once I’d kept the receipt

D                   G            D
I called myself and wondered out loud
D                            A               D
Tried to get the whole thing straight in my head
D                           G              D
I left the tape running and played it back twice
D                            A          D
But I couldn’t make sense of what I had said

Chorus:
D                      G
So I’ll get some Monte Christo’s
D                         A
And we can all go see the band
D                   G
Well I may not be a looker yeah
D                     A     D     A D
But I’ll help you any way I can

(play chorus chords again at Harmonica interlude)
D G  D A  D G  D 
D  A D

Verse:
        G
Well it may not make you handsome
       G                            D
And it may not even make you feel aliiiiiiive
    G
You may not have the ransom
        G
But you can always count on this
     A
It’s him and them and she and me

And sick and muddy, everybody

D G D  D A D x2

Chorus:
D                      G
So I’ll get some Monte Christo’s
D                         A
And we can all go see the band
D                   G
Well I may not be a looker yeah
D                     A     D     A D
But I’ll help you any way I can

D                             G
So you can bring your wasters banjo
D                               A
Bring yer sister and her friend Diane
D                     G
Well I may not have a big boys pistol
D                      A     D    A D
But I’ll help them any way I can

D                          G
And you can call me Cinderella!
D                         A
You can make me your best man
D                 G
Well you may be a right old queen
D                     A     D    A D
But I’ll help you any way I can

(play chorus chords again at Harmonica outro)
D G  D A  D G  D 
D  A D