F
 MR James be born be born
                    C
Yog Sothoth rape me lord
F                             C
 Sludge hai choi (blah blah)
F
 MR James be born be born
                    C
Yog Sothoth rape me lord
F
 Van Greenway (blah blah)
                      C
Sludge hai choi (blah blah)


[Interlude]
| F     | F     | F     | F     C |


[Verse 2]
F
 Part one: spectre versus rector

The rector lived in Hampshire
F                          C
 The spectre was from Chorazina
F
 Inevil dust in the air
                      C
The rector locked his doors


[Interlude]
| F     | F     | F     | F     C |


[Verse 3]
F
 Part two: detective drives through Hampshire
                     C
Stops because of the fog there
F                                  C
 And thinks a visit to the rector
F                              C
 And meanwhile and meanwhile
F
 Spectre possesses rector
               C
Rector becomes spectre
F
 Sludge hai choi (blah blah)
                             C
Sludge hai choi (blah blah)
F
 Enter inspector
                                        C        F              C
Even as he spoke a dust devil suddenly arose and struck him


[Verse 4]
F
 Part four: detective versus rector
                                     C
Detective versus rector possessed by spectre
F
 Spectre blows him against the wall
                             C
Says "Die latin this is your fall"
F
 I've waited since Caesar for this
                      C
Damn Latin my hate is crisp
F                                   C
 I'll rip your fat body to pieces


[Verse 5]
F
 MR James be born be born
                    C
Yog Sothoth rape me lord
F
 Van Greenway (blah blab)
      C           F
Scene five, scene five
        C
Comes a hero

Soul possessed a thousand times
F
 Only he could rescue rector
                      C
Only he could save inspector
F
 And this hero was a strange man
                           C
"Those flowers, take them away" he said
F
"They're only funeral decorations
                        C
And oh this is a drudge nation
F
 A nation of no imagination
                       C
A stupid man is their ideal
F
 They shun me and think me unclean
          C
Unclean"


[Interlude]
| F     | F     | F     | F     C |


[Verse 6]
       E
I have saved a thousand souls

They cannot even save their own
              E
I'm soaked in blood but always good
     E
It's like I drunk myself sober
      E
I get better as I get older
   E
MR James be born be born
    E
Yog Sothoth rape me lord
    E
Van Greenway (blah blah)
       E
Sludge hai choi (blah blah)
       E
Sludge hai choi (blah blah)


[Verse 7]
E
 Part six:
E
 That was his kick from life
E
 That's how he pads out his life
E
 Selling his soul to the devil
E
 And the spectre enters hero
E
 But the possession is ineffectual
E
 But the possession is ineffectual
E
 And the possession is ineffectual
E
 And MR James be born be born
E
 Yog Sothoth rape me lord
E
 Van Greenway (blah blah)
E
 Sludge hai choi (blah blah)
E
 Sludge hai choi (blah blah)
       E
I said   Sludge hai choi (blah blah)


[Verse 8]
E
Last scene:
E
Hero and inspector walk from the scene
E
Is the spectre banished forever?
E
The inspector is half insane
E
The hero runs back into the mountains
    E
The hero goes back into the mountains
                   E
He was an exorcist but he was exhausted
                          E
An exorcist but he was exhausted

He racked on his bed all night long
E
 MR James be born be born
E
 Yog Sothoth rape me lord
E
 Van Greenway (blah blah)
E
 Sludge hai choi (blah blah)
E
 Sludge hai choi (blah blah)