You got your panties in a bunch again
I turn and there's that sucker-punch again

You said that we were through
I needed to be over you
It started with an innocent cup o' joe
And now you're hangin' 'round
Askin' my friends what went down
I'll tell you if you really wanna know

She had a beautiful apartment
She had a beautiful face
She had a beautiful disposition
On every piece of furniture in the place
She had a beautiful apartment
With a beautiful view
She had a beautiful mole on her shoulder
That reminded me of you
That reminded me of you

You play your game I won't participate
I'm not a bracelet you just confiscate

You said that we were through
I needed to get over you
I didn't know you'd go and change your mind,
I swear
Now you're hangin' 'round
Askin' my friends what went down
I'll tell you if you even really care

She had a beautiful apartment
She had a beautiful face
She had a beautiful disposition
On every piece of furniture in the place
She had a beautiful apartment
With a beautiful view
She had a beautiful scar on her forehead
That reminded me of you
That reminded me of you

She said "come on over"
I said "I barely know ya"
She said "bring your video camera"
I said "hell, yeah"

Make it real make it real make it real
Make it real make it real
Blow my gasket