You left me for a cheap tart
Totally heartless
You said you wanted a new start
But I'm not defenseless

I know kung fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'Cause I can fight like jackie chan
Oh, yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like jackie chan!

You thought that you were safe
Then you made me cry
I got dumped and I lost face
Now you're gonna die!

I know kung fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'Cause I can fight like jackie chan
Oh, yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like jackie chan!

You thought you could get away with breaking my heart?
Listen up, I'm coming after you
With nunchucks and an attitude
You won't be laughing, ding-dong
When I'm jumping around with your boys in my hand
Laughing, covered in blood

You ran right over my cat
Now I hate your guts
Your chick's ugly and a brat
Gonna crush your nuts!

'Cause I know kung fu
I'm not afraid to use it on you
I'm gonna whoop your ass
'Cause I can fight like jackie chan
Oh, yeah
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like jackie chan!
Let's ride!
Gonna fight fight fight fight fight
Like jackie chan!