You’re in the Devil’s! Carnival!
Come one, come two, come all!
The Devil’s Carnival!
You’re in the Devil’s! Carnival!
Come one, come two, come all!
The Devil’s Carnival!

Wick:
Welcome to my gates, you gay and lucky souls!

Get your tickets! For the ride!
You can’t help but fall from my hallowed hall.
[UNKNOWN] green hanging down from heaven’s hall.

You’re in the Devil’s! Carnival!
Come one, come two, come all!
The Devil’s Carnival!
You’re in the Devil’s! Carnival!
Come one, come two, come you!
The Devil’s Carnival!

Male 1:
There’s some ordinary sinners and extraordinary ones.
Bring your brothers!

Bring your fools! And daughters if you’ve got them
They’re a lot of fun!
Bring the whole damn family cos my [boat] is never full.

You’re in the Devil’s! Carnival!
Come one, come two, come all!
The Devil’s Carnival!
You’re in the Devil’s! Carnival!
Come one, come two, come you!
The Devil’s Carnival!

Male 2:
Run little blind mice, scurry down the trail
Chop! Goes the farmer’s knife coming for your tail.
And bedtime tales and fables for your greedy hearts

Some have [razors], some have [keys].
How they end depends on how you play your part.

Male 2:
Unfortunately, how you’ve played your part has got you here.

Sing a song of sixpence, a pocket for a king
sire, let me hold the reins while you pluck your fiddle strings.

Na na na na na!

Wick:
Keep your hands and arms and legs and head about you at all times
[UNKNOWN]

Say all the words and pick the pace up towards as the gates smack your behind
Welcome to eternity! Now eat your just desserts.

We’re in the Devil’s! Carnival!
Come one, come two, come all!
The Devil’s Carnival!
We’re in the devils! Carnival!
You can’t help but fall
The devil’s carnival!
You can’t help but fall
The devil’s carnival!