I see them boys out in their short short shorts
They got their toys out, hot rods and surf boards
I dream of catching that wave
But I’m just too shy to say
I want you for my very own

Then I see her in the mirror
Hot damn! Honeysuckle sam!
She’s here, no fear
Sam sam! Always got a plan
She should be, um, in a museum
She’s art! She’s smart! She’s me! I am
Honeysuckle sam

Sometimes I hate myself
I wish I was somewhere someone somebody else
That’s when I need a little help
From someone cool and smart and brave
Someone who knows just what to say

Then I see her in the mirror
Hot damn! Honeysuckle sam!
She’s here, no fear
Sam sam! Always got a plan
She should be, um, in a museum
She’s art! She’s smart! She’s me! I am
Honeysuckle sam

I’m honeysuckle sam
Right now that’s who I am
And I just came to make some new friends
I came to reign and I just might
I came to rip some shit tonight
Go!