In case you ain't heard, I'm the Devil
I'm a-real low down, not on the level
They call me Old Scratch, Mr. S, the Big D
I'm the king of the underworld. Yeah, it's great to be me

Look around, we've got brimstone and fire
Pain and suffering to your heart's desire
I've got an army of demons waiting at my command
And the fate of the wicked in the palm of my hand!

I'm a real naughty boy, I'm sure you'll agree
I get my kicks playing tricks on the locals
They're easy marks, they're real dumb yokels

But now folks, listen closely, it's time I made a confession
Collecting people's souls is my greatest obsession!

So, now that you've heard my story
You'll see my power in all its glory!
One day, I'll own every soul, yeah, that's just what I'll do
I'll get everyone else's, and I'm coming for you!

Yes! They call me Old Scratch, Mr. S, the Big D
I'm the king of the underworld

And it's great to be me!