G A

          G A
Last week
             C D
Pulled a root
            G A
In the back
          G A
Of my ute
               G A
I was cautious
               C D
Double-wrapped
            G A
But I still
             G
Got the clap


[Chorus]
D            C
I've got the clap
          G   A     G  A   G
(He's got the clap!)
D            C
I've got the clap
          G   A     G  A
(He's got the clap!)


[Instrumental]
C D D C G A


[Verse 2]
G  A

          G  A
So I went
             C  D
To the clinic
            G  A
Doctor said
                      G  A
"Mate, you're fucked!"
                G  A
Then he told me
           C  D
What I had
          G  A
Turns out
                  G
I've got the clap


[Chorus]
D            C
I've got the clap
          G   A     G  A   G
(He's got the clap!)
D            C
I've got the clap
          G   A     G  A
(He's got the clap!)


[Instrumental]
C D D C G A
G A G A C D G A
G A G A C D G A
G A G A C D G A
G A G A C D G A G


[Chorus]
D            C
I've got the clap
          G   A     G  A  G
(He's got the clap!)
D            C
I've got the clap
          G   A     G  A  G
(He's got the clap!)
D            C
I've got the clap
          G   A
(He's got the clap!)