I took a wacky surf trip down to newport beach
I heard the waves were second best to waikiki's

We got our boards out of the car and we ran in the sand
and then we saw a very hairy scary man

The very scary man had hands made of bricks
and had purple legs and purple lips

We screamed at each other and ran far away
it felt like we were running for like thirty days

We got our boards out and we get in our suits
and then we saw a man who carried many fruits

The man of many fruits kinda smelled like cheese
and had tattoos of gay horses on his knees

ahh oooh ahh ahh ahh ooh x2
This trip was really
This trip was really
This trip was really
This trip was really really super wacky