Rich boys with fancy cars
They'll drive you anywhere but mars
They wanna seclude you
They have bad intentions with you

He's got a bottle of absolut
And he's absolutely sure she's a lightweight
One shot, the girl has ten
She's wasted and the guy thinks its mighty great

His hands reach for her dress
Her lips begin to quiver
He reaches for her breast
She has a nervous shiver then she

Vomits!
Vomits!
Vomits on his car!
The guy gets pissed and kicks the girl out of his car

He tells her to walk home even though they're really far
She's blacked out drunk and she keeps puking in a jar

She takes the jar of spew and throws it at his window
The guy says "what the fuck you clean this up u dum hoe"
She starts to laugh and opens his trunk
And she gets an umbrella
Smashes on the windshield
And it goes kerplunk

Oh oh
And that's why you don't mess with a bad bitch when she's drunk
Oh no
And that's why you don't mess with a bad bitch when she's drunk

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