First Verse: 
D 
Well I don't know why I came here tonight 
D 
I got the feeling that something ain't right 
       G7 
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
D 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 
A 
Clowns to the left of me  
C             G             D 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
D 
Stuck in the middle with you 
 
Second Verse: 
D 
Yes I'm stuck in the middle with you 
D 
And I'm wondering what it is I should do 
        G7 
It's so hard to keep this smile from my face 
D 
Losing control, yeah, I'm all over the place 
A 
Clowns to the left of me  
C             G             D 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
D 
Stuck in the middle with you 
 
Bridge: 
G7 
Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a  
D                          
Self made man 
G7 
And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say     
D            A7               
Please...    Please... 
 
Third Verse: 
D 
Trying to make some sense of it all 
D 
But I can see that it makes no sense at all 
      G7 
Is it cool to go to sleep on the floor 
D 
Cause I don't think that I can take anymore 
A 
Clowns to the left of me  
C             G             D 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
D 
Stuck in the middle with you 
 
Fourth Verse (no lyrics 
D - D - G7 - D - A - C - G - D - D 
 
Bridge (Again) 
G7 
Well you started out with nothing and you're proud that you're a  
D                          
Self made man 
G7 
And your friends, they all come crawlin, slap you on the back and say    
D             A7               
Please...     Please... 
 
First Verse (Again): 
D 
Well I don't know why I came here tonight 
D 
I got the feeling that something ain't right 
       G7 
I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair 
D 
And I'm wondering how I'll get down the stairs 
A 
Clowns to the left of me  
C             G             D 
Jokers to the right, here I am 
D 
Stuck in the middle with you