Let's get fucked up
Let's get fucked up
Let's get fucked up

Softball playing lesbians are voting for Al Gore
The Virgin Mary's been replaced by Zsa Zsa Gabor
Rod's Charburger tweakers collect knick-knacks for the thrift store
Rubbers, plastic six-pack ring things and syringes wash up on the shore

Let's get fucked up
Let's get fucked up
Let's get fucked up

Everyone we know is down with Hepatitis C
Some of them have thyroid problems and some have HIV
Interferon injection is the future for you and me
San Onofre and the microwave spew radioactivity

Let's get fucked up
Let's get fucked up

I've stayed clean for more than a decade. I haven't even had a beer
I'm knocking back a Martinelli's when I'm ringing in the new year
The reason that I live this way is getting a bit less clear
You've been living like an angel even the Jesus freaks think you're queer

Let's get fucked up