Cm    G7    Ab    Eb

[Chorus]
              Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
          G7
Just to hold the spot
          Cm                     Ab         Bb
Of every suicide hotline volunteer you ever called
             Eb
I'm not your mom
                 G7
And I'm not your therapist
            Ab             Bb        Eb
And I'm not safe enough to take this risk

[Verse 1]
              Eb
I don't wanna eat your dread
     Cm
The very same way
     Fm                        Bb
That women swallow cum just to make it go away
               Eb
And you should treat me better
         Cm
Than the goddamn fruit
          Fm              Bb      Eb
You cut a hole in back in seventh grade

[Bridge]
      Ab
And I know
  Bb           Cm
I know you're sad
Ab            Bb
Let me just remind you
     G7
I am not your fuckin' dad

[Chorus]
              Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
          G7
Just to hold the spot
         Cm                             Ab    Bb
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
             Eb
I'm not your therapist
        G7
I'm not trained for this
            Ab       Bb         Eb
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Cm       Fm
Under coercion
                                      Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands

[Bridge]
N.C.      Ab       Fm
Let me remind you
                    Bb
That I am not your dad

[Verse 2]
              Cm
I am not your daddy
           G7
I can't support you
         Ab                                    Eb
I can't work through all your childhood trauma for you
              Cm
I don't wanna fuck you
         G
Like he never could
         Ab                            Eb
I don't wanna be the thing you fuck to do something you shouldn't

[Verse 3]
        Ab                       Bb
I don't owe you any space on my bed
            Ab
This isn't feminism
                 Bb
It's straight up normal fucking etiquette
     Fm    Fm/C   Fm/B
When I say fuck off
     Bb
Fuck off
           Ab
Because consent's about more than just
     Bb
Your cock and the government, so

[Chorus]
              Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
          G7
Just to hold the spot
         Cm                             Ab
Of every mental health professional you never saw
             Eb
I'm not your therapist
        Bb6
I'm not trained for this
            Ab       Bb         Eb
And I don't wanna be forced to listen
Cm       Fm
Under coercion
                                      Bb
Under the threat of your blood on my hands

[Verse 4]
              Eb               G7
Leveraging my constant guilt against me
         Cm              Ab
And you force me into submission
               Eb               G7
And I would be so much less offended
                  Cm                       Ab
If you just told me to get back into the kitchen
             Fm                    Bb
I don't even feel good about it anymore
                 Ab                          Bb6
'Cause you don't take the advice you fuckin' use me for

[Chorus]
              Eb
I don't wanna suck you off
          G7
Just to hold the spot
         Cm                             Ab   Bb
Of every mental health professional you ever saw
             Eb
I'm not your therapist
        Cm
I'm not trained for this
            Ab           Bb         Eb
And I don't wanna take a fucking risk
Cm       Fm
Under coercion
                                      Bb7
Under the threat of your blood on my hands

[Bridge]
          Ab       Fm
Let me remind you
                    Bb7
That I am not your dad
          Ab       Fm
Let me remind you
                      Bb7
To call your fucking dad

[Outro]
Eb    G    Cm    Ab
Eb    G    Ab Bb Eb Cm
Fm         Bb