D G A D G D A D Bm G A D G Bm A D G Bm A D (Spoken): Ninja Brian, I invited a large number of girls over here foran orgy tonight, but I have to say the responses thus far haven't been exactly what I hoped for... [Verse 1] G A D Stacey had a headache, Jenny was in jail, Bm A D Brenda had to work late, Kate was getting Jenny's bail. G A D Angela got scurvy, Ashley caught a cold, A Sally's dad exploded (that's what I was told...) G A D Michelle had to play checkers, Ann was bakin' pies, Bm A D Wendy's dad exploded too (that might've been a lie). G A D Pam had Frisbee™ lessons, Stella had ballet, A now I'm by myself but I can have fun anyway, so... [Pre-Chorus 1] G A/G Gmaj7 A Dim (dim) the lights. Remove (remove) my tights (YEAH!) [Chorus 1] D G A D Nobody showed, but I'm gonna have some fun, G D A D A Let's get this party started: it's an orgy for one! Bm G A D It's me and my hand and it's hotter that the sun, G Bm A D So break out the tissues: it's an orgy for one! G Bm A D I'm working out my issues in an orgy for one! [Verse 2] G A D Margaret's cat was nauseous, Jean was way too shy, Bm A D Steve was not invited because he was a guy. G A D Claire was parasailing, Brooke said she was in space, A but it doesn't matter 'cuz I'm rounding second base, so... [Pre-Chorus 2] G A/G Gmaj7 A Through (through) the night, my grasp (my grasp) is tight (OH!) [Chorus 2] D G A D Beatin' so hard you'd think I was a drum, G D A D A I don't even care, it's an orgy for one! Bm G A D I'm here all alone and I'm tugging on my plums G Bm A D It's not just masturbation, it's an orgy for one G Bm A D It's a fucking celebration: it's an orgy for one! Bb Cadd2 D Or--- gy---- for one----- Bb Cadd2 A Or--- gy---- for one----- [Guitar Solo] D G A D G D A D Bm G A D G Bm A D G Bm A D [Pre-Chorus 3] G A/G Gmaj7 A/G Six (six) -tynine (-tynine), without (without) the 'nine' (the 'nine') G A/G Gmaj7 A Pour (pour) the wine (the wine). I'm mine (I'm mine), all mine! [Chorus 3] D G A D I'm batting a thousand and nailing everyone, G D A D A Thank you everybody at this orgy for one! Bm G A D These pillows are stacked to look vaguely like a butt G Bm A D You know I'm goin' for it: it's an orgy for one! G Bm A D My junk is getting sore and it's an orgy for one! G Bm A You know that I'll be scoring at the orgy... for Bb Cadd2 D One (Or--- gy---- for one-----) Bb Cadd2 D Or--- gy---- for one-----
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