Intro

E|--------------------------5-8----8-5-------------------------------| Repeat 2 X
B|----------------------5-8------------8-5---------------------------|
G|----------------5-7-8--------------------8-7-5---------------------|
D|------------5-7--------------------------------7-5-----------------|
A|------5-6-7----------------------------------------7-6-5-----------|
E|--5-8----------------------------------------------------8-5-------|

Verse

E|-------------3-3-3-3-------------0-0-0-0---------| Repeat 4 X
B|-------------3-3-3-3-------------0-0-0-0---------|
G|--4-2-0---0--0-0-0-0--2-0--------0-0-0-0---------|
D|--------4----0-0-0-0------4-0----2-2-2-2---------|
A|-------------2-2-2-2----------4--2-2-2-2---------|
E|-------------3-3-3-3-------------0-0-0-0---------|

Chorus

E|--------------------------------------------------------| Repeat 4 X
B|--------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7-7----------------6h7p6------------------------------|
D|--7-7--4h5p4-7--7-7--------7-5-4--9-9--4h5p4--7--4/5-5-5|
A|--5-5-----------7-7---------------9-9------------4/5-5-5|
E|----------------5-5---------------7-7------------2/3-3-3|

Solo

E|-6h10p6--------------------------------------------------------|
B|--------2h3p2--------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------3/5-----------------------------------------------|
D|-----------------0-6h8p6------------555555555555555-33333333333|
A|-------------------------33333333333---------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------5p4p0-5p4p0----------------------|
B|------------------------------------------------5/4/5-7---------------|
G|----------/----------------------------------------------9p0-10p0-12p0|
D|----6h7p6-/12-0-12/14-0-14/16-0-16/17---------------------------------|
A|----------/-----------------------------------------------------------|
E|--0-------/-----------------------------------------------------------|

E|----------------------------------15-17-19----------------15-17-19-21b|
B|-------------------------15-17-19----------------15-17-19-------------|
G|--6h7p6-7h8p7-10///15-17-------------------15-17----------------------|
D|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|----------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------10----------------------------------------------------------|
G|----7-9b--7h9p7-7--9-9-9-9-9-9-9-9-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-10-12-12-12-12///////21|
D|--9----------------7-----------------------------------------------------------|
A|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|------------------------------------------9-10-9-------12bbbbbb|
B|---------------------7h8p7-----10-8-7------------12-10---------|
G|-----6---9---6-6h7p6-------9-7--------9-7----------------------|
D|-7-7---7---7---------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------|

Lyrics:

You laugh at me
You eat my meat
You take my seat
But you also give
You give me a beating
Ifeel like cheating cause

The Pressure is building
LIKE A RICE COOKER (yell in heavy metal voice)
LIKE A RICE COOKER
and I'm going to combust
and pretty soon You're
going to have rice for lunch!

I waited 5 weeks
Now it's time to pay the pied piper
And No, I ain't got no change for a penny
but  I can Check in your sorry ass
Still you win,DAMN (Heavy Metal voice)

The Pressure is building
LIKE A RICE COOKER (Heavy Metal voice)
LIKE A RICE COOKER
and I'm going to combust
and pretty soon You're 
going to have rice for lunch

ALL YELLING HEAVY METAL PART WITH G  O

YOU DAMN MOTHERFUCKING CABRON
I HATE YOUR GUTS 
YOUR A BRAT WITH A PASB ON FOR F SHION
AND PEOPLE EQUALS SHIT
I'M STILL PISSED BECAUSE I'M NOT TUBUA R
AND EXUSE ME (fart) FUCKKKKK
I LEAD YOU ON TO 
THE WIZARD WE GO EATING BBBAAABBBIIIEEES!!!!MWHAHAHAAHAHA