Fm      D
Without a fire
Fm  D A
But a desire
F#m    F#       A
To not hear you say
F#m       B  A
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Verse 2]
F#m          F#     F#m
And I see da ladies walking
D     A
Along one by one
F#m         A
And I never wanna hear
F#m       B   A
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Chorus]
D
Tell me why
     E                    F#m
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
F#      D
Tell me why
E                    F#m
I so need a cute girl my age!
D
Tell me why
E                     A
I never wanna hear you say
F#m       B  A
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Verse 3]
F#m   D       F#m
And I have no fire
D     F#m
But a desire
D              A
To not hear you say
F#m       B  A
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Chorus]
D
Tell me why
   E           F#m
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
D
Tell me why
E                   F#m
I so need a cute girl my age!
D
Tell me why
 E                    F#m
I never wanna hear you say
          B  A
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Bridge]
F#m               A
Why do all of the jerks
      D         C#            E
Get all of the pretty girls? (Yeah!)
F#m
You may not notice
   A
But I want you to know
     D          E
That I am a lonesome heart!

[Verse 4]
F#m   D       A
And I have no fire
F#m   D  B
But a desire
F#m     D       E
To not, to not, to not
A
Heeeaaar…

[Chorus]
E          D      A
Stuck as a virgin with rage!
  E       D    A
So need a cute girl my age!
E             D       A
I never wanna hear you say
F#m       B  A
"I have a boyfriend!"
D
Tell me why
   E                     F#m
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
D
Tell me why
E          F#m          D
I so need a cute girl my age!
E
Tell me why
 A                    F#m
I never wanna hear you say
          B  A
"I have a boyfriend!"
D
Tell me why
E             F#m          D
I'm stuck as a virgin with rage!
E           F#m         D
I so need a cute girl my age!
 E           A        F#m
I never wanna hear you say
          B  A
"I have a boyfriend!"

[Outro]
F#m
Never say it, now!