Bm                      F#m
The string to his head, the boss makes it nod
                  Bm                       F#m
The string to his mouth, his mum pulls for food
                  Bm                   F#m
The string to his soul, it leads up to god
           Bm                      F#m
But who controls the string to his cock?

[HALF CHORUS]
                Bm                          F#m
In the bleak midwinter at the bottom of the stair
                   Bm                     F#m
I'll set myself on fire pour petrol in my hair
                 Bm                      F#m
If he would ever notice if he would even care
            Bm       N.C.
I'm just so bored...

[VERSE]
            Bm                  F#m
Football on Sunday drinks after work
          Bm          F#m
Tuesday a DJ Friday a jerk
                Bm                     F#m
And what really matters and who really cares
             Bm               F#m
My lover's a puppet Pierrot Lunaire

[CHORUS]
                Bm                          F#m
In the bleak midwinter at the bottom of the stair
                   Bm                     F#m
I'll set myself on fire pour petrol in my hair
                 Bm                      F#m
If he would ever notice if he could even care
       Bm  C#7              F#m   F#m F#m F#m
I'm so bored with Pierrot Lunaire

[VERSE]
            Bm                         F#m
Others have boyfriends, boyfriends who care
              Bm                    F#m
All flesh and blood, not string and air
                 Bm                    F#m
They lay them on beds, they whisper je t'aime
                    Bm                       F#m
They take off their clothes and make love to them

                    Bm                        F#m
One day I'll cut my arms off and send them to him
              Bm                      F#m
I'll sever my legs, suspend them from strings
             Bm                       F#m
I'll be Pulcinella, we'll hang out so close
          Bm                  F#m
My wooden cheek to his wooden nose

[CHORUS]
                Bm                          F#m
In the bleak midwinter at the bottom of the stair
                   Bm                     F#m
I'll set myself on fire pour petrol in my hair
                Bm                     F#m
As if he'd even notice as if he'd ever care
          Bm  C#7             F#m   F#m F#m F#m
I'm so in love with Pierrot Lunaire.

[VERSE]
           Bm                 F#m
Lysergic Lysander nodding his head
             Bm                     F#m
A glittering panda that needs to be fed
            Bm                     F#m
A Cantonese opera performed at the zoo
              Bm                  F#m
These foolish things remind me of you

[CHORUS]
                     Bm                           F#m
And the puppet girls kiss you, but they're on the move
                 Bm                         F#m
They must know I miss you, please come back soon
                    Bm                           F#m
In the depths of midwinter, at the bottom of the stair
       Bm  C#7         F#m
I'm on fire, Pierrot Lunaire.

[BRIDGE]
Bm F#m B F#m Bm F#m Bm F#m

[CHORUS]
                     Bm                           F#m
Oh, claire de la luna I know you'll never care
                     Bm                           F#m
I'll set myself on fire pour petrol in my hair
                     Bm                           F#m
If you would ever notice if you could even care
       Bm  C#7             F#m  F#m
I'm in love with Pierrot Lunaire