C                                 C
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
      C                                   C
I got somethin' between my legs'll make a dead man come,
          F             F          C   C
Oh daddy, baby won't you shave 'em dry? Now, draw it out!
            G              F                C   C
Want you to grind me baby, grind me until I cry.

[Verse 2]
      C                             C
Say I fucked all night, and all the night before baby,
      C                       C
And I feel just like I wanna, fuck some more,
                    F             F             C   C
Oh great God daddy, grind me honey and shave me dry,
             G                   F                     C   C
And when you hear me holler baby, want you to shave it dry.

[Verse 3]
      C                                 C
I got nipples on my titties, big as the end of my thumb,
          C                      C
Daddy you say that's the kind of 'em you want,
            F             F                   C    C
and you can make 'em come, Oh, daddy shave me dry,
         G                        F                    C   C
And I'll give you somethin' baby, swear it'll make you cry.

[Verse 4]
         C                                  C
I'm gon' turn back my mattress, and let you oil my springs,
              C                        C
I want you to grind me daddy, 'til the bell do ring,
F        F                      C   C
Oh daddy, want you to shave 'em dry,
   G                             F                        C    C
Oh great God daddy, if you can't shave 'em baby won't you try?

[Verse 5]
       C                                 C
Now if fuckin' was the thing, that would take me to heaven,
       C                               C
I'd be fuckin' in the studio, till the clock strike eleven,
F         F               C   C
Oh daddy, daddy shave 'em dry,
        G              F                  C   C
I would fuck you baby, honey I'd make you cry.

[Verse 6]
         C                     C
Now your nuts hang down like a damn bell sapper,
         C                     C
And your dick stands up like a steeple,
            F                           F
Your goddam ass-hole stands open like a church door,
        C                   C
And the crabs walks in like people.
        G F C C G     F                         C    C
Ow, shit!        Ooh! Baby, won't you shave 'em dry?

[Verse 7]
      C                 C
A big sow gets fat from eatin' corn,
      C                 C
And a pig gets fat from suckin',
           F                   F
Reason you see this whore, fat like I am,
      C                   C
Great God, I got fat from fuckin'.
G     F              C C
Eeeeh! Shave 'em dry.

[Verse 8]
   C                                 C
My back is made of whalebone, and my cock is made of brass,
       C                           C
And my fuckin' is made for workin' men's two dollars,
      G   G                 C   C
Great God, round to kiss my ass,
    G           F          C    C
Oh! Whoo, daddy, shave 'em dry.