B          C
Ooh, mmm, ooh-ooh
B         C
Come on, come on


[Verse 1]
B
I hope you remember me like this
G#m
Smokin' cigarettes in my sundress
B
Glamorous and gangster, oh yes
G#m
(My battle lines look like paradise next to you)
B
I hope I remember you just like that
G#m
Lookin' fresh to death in your ball cap
B
You say you'll tap it like a hi-hat
G#m
(Your stupid lines, they're like dynamite)


[Pre-Chorus]
D                      G#m             D
The future's looking bright as black tonight
                       F#
You tell me that our love cannot endure
Bm              G                      Bb
Baby, if it's wrong, I don't wanna be right
                     D                 G
Oh, I don't know a thing of this, I'm sure


[Chorus]
Cm
There's nowhere on this Earth I would rather be
Bb
Than in your bedroom breathin' heavily
Cm
The way you're smilin', it's so deadly
F
Honey, you are heavenly, t-television heaven with you
Cm
Swingin' in New York to Nirvana's song
Bb
With nothin' but that t-t-television on
Cm
We're kissin' in the dark, in my diamonds
F
Put that MT-TV on, t-television heaven with you

(And now, here's Johnny!)


[Verse 2]
B
I wonder if you'll think of me like this
G#m
On your fire escape like a hot mess
B
You say, "You're beautiful but hopeless"
G#m                         F#
("Come on inside, oh, you crazy child, look at you")
B
I promise that I'll think of you as the king
G#m
Quotin' Corleone like you're so mean
B
It's Cosa Nostra cause it's our thing
F#                      B
(I made you mine like a thousand times)


[Pre-Chorus 2]
D              G             Bb
Lucy's in the sky with ice tonight
                   Bm                   C
Heaven knows I've tried hard to find a cure
D               G                   Bb
Baby, if it's wrong, I don't wanna be right
D                                   G
And if you ask again, I'll say I'm sure


[Chorus]
Cm
There's nowhere on this Earth I would rather be
Bb
Than in your bedroom breathin' heavily
Cm
The way you're smilin', it's so deadly
F
Honey, you are heavenly, t-television heaven with you
Cm
Swingin' in New York to Nirvana's song
Bb
With nothin' but that t-t-television on
Cm
We're kissin' in the dark, in my diamonds
F
Put that MT-TV on, t-television heaven with you


[Bridge]
Dm                 D
Stay up tonight, turn out the light
C                   D
It feels so right, baby, you're a vision in blues
Dm                D
Stay up tonight, turn out the light
C                    D
It feels so right, watching television with you
Bm  G   D  Gm  D  Dm   D
Oooooh, ooooh, ooooh, ahhh


[Chorus]
Cm
There's nowhere on this Earth I would rather be
Bb
Than in your bedroom breathin' heavily
Cm
The way you're smilin', it's so deadly
F
Honey, you are heavenly, t-television heaven with you
Cm
Swingin' in New York to Nirvana's song
Bb
With nothin' but that t-t-television on
Cm
We're kissin' in the dark, in my diamonds
F
Put that MT-TV on, t-television heaven with you