[C D Em G F]

[Verse 1: JoJo]
    Em                       C
Sweetie, I don't want your cookies
                                       D
If you're looking for applause, keep lookin'
  Em             C                                     D
Your recipe's boring, need a little more spice in my cookin'
    Em                      C
Honey, you don't want my problems
                                        D
If you had 'em, you would sink to the bottom
  Em                         C
You should bring your life jacket
                                  D
Cause people like you can't handle this, no

[Pre-Chorus: JoJo]
Em             C
Where were you when I needed you?
  D       Em              C
Tell me, where were you when I needed you?

[Chorus: JoJo]
  D            Em
Fake-ass bitches
 C                                        D                   Em
When they smile in your face, but behind you, it ain't well wishes
  C                                           D                   Em
When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes
  C                                 D                       Em
When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different
         C
No time for these fake-ass bitches

[Post-Chorus: JoJo]
  D    Em                 C
You can go jump on a bandwagon
                              D
You, your money, and your lame-ass friends
 Em                        C
Go 'head and jump on a bandwagon
                     D
With you fake-ass bitches

[Verse 2: JoJo]
 Em                     C
I been down in the trenches
                                     D
You should know but you don't pay attention
    Em                       C                                            D
You wouldn't know real talk if it screamed out loud in your face, now listen
 Em                  C                           D
You got away with it, I believed you for a hot minute
  Em                            C
Could've used a friend in the moment
                                     D
But you had to go ghost, leave me lonely

[Pre-Chorus: JoJo]
  Em             C
Where were you when I needed you?
  D        Em             D
Tell me, where were you when I needed you?

[Chorus: JoJo]
  F         Em
Fake-ass bitches
 C                                     D                      Em
When they smile in your face, but behind you, it ain't well wishes
  C                                            D                Em
When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes
 C                                    D                        Em
When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different
         C
No time for these fake-ass bitches

[Post-Chorus: JoJo]
 D    Em              C
You can go jump on a bandwagon
                              D
You, your money, and your lame-ass friends
    Em                     C
Go 'head and jump on a bandwagon
                   D
With you fake-ass bitches

[Verse 3: Remy Ma]
  D          C
You not my BFF, you not my bestie
                              D
You a fake-ass bitch just like the rest
                   C
See, I was all the way down, you was all the way gone
               D
Now you tryna come back cause I'm all the way on
       Em                         C
I got both middle fingers all the way up
                                    D
And for fraud broads, I don't give two fucks
          Em                   C
If I say something, my moves'll back it
                                                      C
You be running your mouth and it don't match your actions
                    C
And I ain't throwing shade, I'm just saying
                                    D
Act like it's a buffet and eat off your own plate
              Em                        C
Cause it not a compliment when I say you fab
                                Em          C
You just a F-A-B with your fake-ass, bitch

[Bridge: JoJo]
  G               D
How about a hand for the real ones?
  C
Put it down, had my back since day one
 G                             D           Em
Never hear about 'em throwing no shade, no
  G                   D
So if you one of us, stand up
  Em                            C
Tired of the gossip? Think you had enough?
               F                                     Em
Don't worry about 'em, middle fingers up to these...

[Chorus: JoJo]
 Em
Fake-ass bitches
 C                                       D                     Em
When they smile in your face, but behind you, it ain't well wishes
 C                                            D                  Em
When they eatin' all the food off your plate and they don't do dishes
  C                                    D                       Em
When they words and they actions blur and they don't know different
 C
No time for these fake-ass bitches

[Post-Chorus: JoJo]
 D       Em             C
You can go jump on a bandwagon
                              D
You, your money, and your lame-ass friends
   Em                     C
Go 'head and jump on a bandwagon
                    D         Em
With you fake-ass bitches

[Outro: JoJo]
 C                   D Em
Wit' yo' bitch ass
  C                    D
Wit' yo' bitch ass