Intro C Am G F C

C
Keep your windows down
         Am
Catch a chill if you will
           G
To turn a trick or two
           F         C
And learn something new

C

C
Turn your colour brown
    Am
Be alright for a night
                G
I'll drive you home by eight
             F    C
And it's a lucky day

C

             G
And it's an old trick
F
Sue me if it don't stick
C
Have another lick
     Am
And put it in the back
           G
And if you like
        F
We'll label it the first stone
C
Let it quench your thirst
           Am
You never sank
             G    F    C
So don't be sad, sad, sad

C

C
I saw him coming
            Am
Said my sins ain't worth it
       G                      F         C
But I know these tricks are older than him

C

C
I worked in the circus
        Am
And I know on the surface
            G               F           C
Though I'm wise, I'm also pretty and slim

C

G
We can work it out
F
You can call the prices down
     C
I'll put 'em up again
          Am
Cos you know I'm not a clown

G
Turning tricks for you
          F
Was the turning of the screw
        C
Well screw this, I'm a fool
    Am                G
But I won't be your fool
         F      C
(tool, stool, fuel...)

C

C
You try my wits
         Am
So you know it fits
       G       F           C
I'm unusual through and through

C

C
No mirrors, no smoke
       Am
This trick ain't a joke
      G        F       C
I'll saw you right in two

C

G
Honey don't be cute
        F
You'll ruin my best suit
       C
Well hang it all to hell
      Am
I'll iron it myself
     G
You cut the thing in two
      F
Now what's a man to do?
     C
Well I can't feel my legs
    Am                      G
So put the hacksaw on the shelf