B 
Come on now Willie don't look at me that way
E                                       B 
I know you like a paperback book,'cause i've read every page
      F#
I know what you're thinkin' and i don't think you're thinkin' at all

This is old Hoss that you're talkin' to
                 B 
The one with the perfect recall


[CHORUS]
     B                                      F# 
No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight
                                       B
Drinkin' tequila,taking chances on our lives
                                     F# 
All the women are crazy,they like to party till daylight
                                                B
On second thought if i can find a clean shirt I might


 (Willie):
       B                                                  
Wait a minute Waylon i ain't said a thing about that
E                                          B
Sometimes i just like to wear my spurs and my old Mexican hat
    F# 
But we sure had fun the last time that we were down there

And when we woke up,you had that weird tattoo
                 B 
And somebody had curled my hair


[CHORUS]
     B                                      F# 
No I ain't goin' down on the border with you tonight
                                       B
Drinkin' tequila,taking chances on our lives
                                     F# 
All the women are crazy,they like to party till daylight
                                                B
On second thought if i can find a clean shirt I might
                                     F# 
All the women are crazy,they like to party till daylight
                                                B
On second thought if i can find a clean shirt I might